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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

Yeah but WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS INSIDIOUS! Insidious, I tell you!

Lol this guy's got screws loose.

[–] Internetexplorer@lemmy.world -1 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

At least I'm not attacking people trying to help humanity. You're trying to smear this guy. He's trying improve people's lives, while the fast food industry is nagging them sick. It sounds like there's something inherently wrong with you if you support that.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

What was that about publishing his sons erections at night?

I never said anything about fast food. You know who has said something about food? You. Specifically "the gay food industry", as if that makes any sense at all.

[–] Internetexplorer@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That gay thing was a typo look it up. I changed it.

Yeah well obviously he's fighting the fast food industry.

And you're fighting him, so what if he's looking at erections.

Are you that tied down that you can't look after your penises health?

He's not busy randomly doing it.

Erections keep the tissue healthy by bringing in oxygen-rich blood - the more they last, the better.

Without these regular exercises, the penis can develop scar tissue over time, making it harder to get erections.

We shouldn't feel weird about our sex organs. They're important too.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You need help.
Am I going to block your dumbass, or just make you wonder if I did?