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That's profoundly untrue. Scripting in bash is an indescribably painful experience.

You have absolutely no idea what version of a binary the user will be running so you're limited to using only options that have been well established.

I've never worked with python but I understand it has at least got some semblance of package management providing assurance that methods you're calling exist, and I imagine it has some standardised mechanism for handling errors unlike bash.

A simple example is making a GET request to an API and deserializing a JSON response if its successful, handling a timeout if the server can't be reached or handling the HTTP status code if it's not a 200 response.

JS, python, Rust, C#, Java etc will all handle that simple scenario with zero effort but in bash it's a nightmare.