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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 64 points 4 months ago (6 children)

>instant noodles
>need to wait 5 minutes

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Bruh, the noodles are there the whole time. I dunno what you're on about /s

[–] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Well if they're there the whole time they're hardly instant, are they?

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Instant noodles: cast on any player's turn. Summon a food token.

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