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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon wants $3 million (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 99 points 5 days ago (21 children)

I wish they did this right now. Breaking through bulletproof glass is easy with the right tools. A flying dropkick is not one of them.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 36 points 5 days ago (6 children)

I think they limited you to only being able to kick it

[–] MisanthropiCynic@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago

Are you gonna tell the guy who shows up with a .500 Smith and Wesson revolver he’s not allowed to shoot it?

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