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Anon wants to be a singer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 90 points 5 months ago (18 children)

Man, I wish this was fake, but I did that.

Which, I guess makes me fake and gay.

Oh Well! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] kamiheku@sopuli.xyz 22 points 5 months ago (11 children)

I absolutely did do that as a kid too, lol. Anybody know what the story behind the cartoon trope is?

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 5 months ago

Not really a "trope" since singers used to, and probably some still use it. The sprays usually contain menthol, eucalyptus, and glycerin, to moisturize and soothe their throats.

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