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Updated: CyberTruck "Slices Deer in Half"... Elon claims that it is safer for pedestrians. (fuelarc.com)

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Here’s a story you all saw coming. If a new model pickup truck is on the road for any amount of time, somebody is going to ram a deer with it! What makes this collision unique is the pickup truck in question: a 2024 Tesla CyberTruck. The headline tells much of the […]

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[–] sirdorius@programming.dev 76 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Protip: just do a nazi salute and Teslas will avoid hitting you

[–] schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business 10 points 1 day ago

Well, that'd certainly be a novel solution to the trolley problem. Just make sure FSD always defaults to hitting the non-nazis first.

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