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Anon envies the boomers (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 52 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (14 children)

Conan O'Brian meeting his wife:

https://people.com/tv/who-is-conan-obrien-liza-powel-obrien-wife/

"Then I left the room after this 20-minute conversation with only her. " After joking about having kids together during this initial conversation, the two exchanged information and began dating. In January 2002, the couple tied the knot.

So it happens, it just helps if you're tall and ginger.

[–] Superheavy@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Step 1) don't be ugly

Step 2) see step 1

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For men:

Be rich
Don't be poor

[–] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

No, you just have to be interesting to talk to, genial, and not look like complete shit.

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