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[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 96 points 1 day ago (10 children)

“I was a Trump supporter,” he said on Wednesday. “I voted for Trump last election, but, because I thought it was going to be like ... against criminals, not every Hispanic, Spanish-lookalike.”

pikachu

[–] thebluehood_380@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Now that’s an updated meme. Shiny. Updated for 202x

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 day ago

Too many pixels!

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The original was from 1997. Maybe it was about time we switched to an updated version.

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not a generated shitgloss version. Anything but a generated shitgloss version.

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There’s also a flat version. long url

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

There's also the official Lemmy UI emoji Surprised Pikachu

Just start typing :pikachu: and select it from the dropdown.

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Cries in mobile…

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