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Cybertruck Owners Are Asking Congressional Reps To Protect Them From People Who Don’t Like Cybertruck Owners (www.techdirt.com)

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[–] frazw@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Government response should be.... "While the government sympathises with your plight and considers protecting its citizens a core duty, recent events have left the government under manned and thus powerless to protect those who cheer on the downsizing of the government until it directly affects them. Therefore please accept our apologies but until such time as staffing levels allow us to focus on anything but the absolutely vital functions of government which are already more than we can handle, we will not be able to offer you any support."

[–] PointyReality@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

Just needed to add the “sending thoughts and prayers” at the end but otherwise perfect.

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