This classification system is deeply flawed but one of the most obvious ways is failing to recognize that quiche is an arbitrarily over specific example of what its category should ACTUALLY be called, which is obviously PIE.

PIZZA IS PIE TOO. The crust puffing up elevated at the edges contains the ingredients within.

And in this case, a stuffed crust pizza is indeed a PIE SURROUNDED BY A CALZONE.

Alternatively surrounded by a burrito.

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Wouldn't stuffed crust be toast surrounded by sushi?

[–] meekah@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

if you're looking at the whole pizza pie, the crust doesn't have open sides so it's a calzone. if you're looking at a single slice, it's sushi.

[–] stratosfear@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 11 months ago

Til cutting a pizza turns bread into fish

[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

then again, this is a a loop-shaped calzone... topologically, a torus. the chart doesn't even have an entry for that, but i'm ok with provisionally classifying it as a calzone

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I feel like the chart needs a torus entry like some kind of filled doughnut, but I also think a rolled, filled torus is closer to a sushi roll than a calzone. I think everyone is just settling on calzone because we are talking about pizza and ignoring the structure and shape which is what this is about. How does a torus fit into the cube rule anyway? You can only consider it as the base structure which is a tube, ie sushi.

[–] beefcat@beehaw.org 0 points 11 months ago

the stuffed crust is prepared as a calzone but becomes sushi once the pizza is sliced.

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