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[–] Metostopholes@midwest.social 87 points 16 hours ago (13 children)

To illustrate how fucking insane this is:

Measles has a death rate of 1-2 per 1000 cases. With US population at 340,000,000, that means 340,000 - 680,000 dead. And that's out of the 85 million people hospitalized, which would be a society destroying situation.

[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 50 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Not only that but measles can cause immune amnesia! Which is when "the immune system forgets how to fight off infections it successfully dealt with before—and [research] showed that this effect lasts for years!"

[–] FreeRangeMustard@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I did not know that and thinking of that stuff like this is possible is fucking scary.

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