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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

Anon critiques humanity (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 months ago (8 children)

Because these are good questions, I'll answer some;

Physically weak

Humans are incredible long distance runners. We did a lot of hunting by "Chase it until it collapses"

9 months/15 years

Our brains take a loooooong time to mature, but it's worth it. We can plan ahead without relying on survival instincts, and we keep making amazing discoveries like fire and clothes

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

We're basically horror movie tropes

[–] white_nrdy@programming.dev 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I miss r/HFY

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

And while dogs have been bred to be subservient, Cats CHOSE to associate with us, the little psychos.

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