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Anon orders food (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 61 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (11 children)

Girls have a super power they can use to live rent free in any guy's head pretty much eternally. All they need to do is catch them off guard with a compliment.

A guy will keep a shirt until it literally disintegrates if one time a girl said "that color looks good on you." Pretty much every guy that wears a particular cologne, wears that cologne because at some point a girl said he smelled nice. It's not even a horny brain thing I don't think. It's just that guys get so few compliments on their appearance that every single one is massively precious to them.

[–] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I've always bought my husband red shirts because I think he looks good in a bold red color. About 17 years of marriage before he finally told me he doesn't really care for the color, that he just wants to look good for me.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

awee 🙄 (I can't find the sweet teary eyed emoji, pretend this is that one)

[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 4 points 2 weeks ago

Best comment xD

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