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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 76 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (14 children)

Who does OP think is monitoring these searches? Also, if someone is monitoring and actually cares about this for some reason, how will OP not get caught?

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 85 points 3 months ago (8 children)

This could be a search autocompletion that happens to get noticed by some other user on the device 6 months down the road. OP might come across it again in 2 years. IT might find it and point it out to a co-worker for a laugh.

Sowing insignificant chaos is how we brighten each other's day.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (7 children)

Reminds me of the time I was at work searching for a particular connector I needed.

serial female female cable

serial female female coupler

serial female female coupling

serial female female connector

And so forth. I didn't find the part I needed and so I had to solder it myself.

No one said anything but this was a company where one of our sales guys was apparently soliciting prostitutes using his work email and no one knew until he got fired for other reasons and they went through his email looking for customer communications.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

better than my searches

> how to kill orphan children

> unexplained zombies how to kill

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
  • Jury nullification
  • Jail break
  • Guy Fawkes Mask
  • Battle of Athens
  • Uncle Jacobin's Guillotine Emporium
[–] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 3 months ago

I'm just trying to find some good fertilizer in bulk for my large garden.

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