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Anon finally finds a girlfriend (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 128 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Fake and gay but also🥚

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 63 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

If these guys are so starved for sex, I don't understand why they don't just fuck each other.

What's more manly than fucking another dude? You can even tag team, or flip a coin on who's going to be the top. Or just a simple brojob.

You're getting a nut, and you're helping your fellow bros. What's the problem?

Edit: inserted "don't" in the obvious place.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 4 days ago

Judging by some of the vrchat threads I've seen Anon is way ahead of you on this

[–] remer@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Isn’t that what furry conversions are for?

[–] AceSLive@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What you said reminded ne of this bloke, who I found hilarious

https://youtu.be/6xxiK6Z4eXs

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Lol, I remember that bit. Hilarious. Thanks for reminding me!

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