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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is a fighter (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 231 points 5 months ago (9 children)

Reminds of this classic

[–] some_dude@lemm.ee 47 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Wouldn't it be a "bear naked choke"?

[–] RagnarokOnline@programming.dev 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

“IT’S BEEN one week since you looked at me…”

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago

"Head your cock to the side and said 'I'm hungry'..."

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