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It is, apparently, always possible for there to be less clothing.

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[–] tal@lemmy.today 111 points 2 weeks ago (20 children)

The majority are, well, what you expect: various ways to make Eve and other women in the game various levels of nude (with the most popular level being 'fully'). Someone did put her in an apron, though, which I suppose leaves something to the imagination. There are also a lot of main menu replacers that just put hardcore smut of one variety or another right there on the home screen, if that's your bag.

Now. Look. I have no issue with what adults do in the privacy of their own home. If you want to turn your copy of any game into an overstimulating carnival of omnipresent erotic delights, please do so with my blessing. But I am a tad mystified. I do wonder what kind of lifestyle it is that leads a person to turn a videogame main menu into hardcore pornography.

Up next, a reaction video of Joshua Wolens as we expose him to progressively more-intense degrees of the Skyrim mod library.

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 99 points 2 weeks ago (16 children)

Yeah I've never been the same since I found out about the mod that gives every woman in Skyrim their own tracked menstrual cycle - with added pregnancy and fluctuating fertility throughout the cycle.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I tried that mod (or similar) once where you could impregnate NPCs. Good thing my guy was super rich and owned a ton of real-estate, because he had like 20 kids by the end.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Skyrim child support laws are actually pretty awful, the guards will at best fine you less than the support you owe

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

"Can I pay my child support in cheese wheels?"

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