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If you can go to hell for pirating a videogame then I'm sure like 95% of humanity is in hell for much more egregious sins.
Like wearing clothes of mixed fabrics, shaving your face, touching a woman who is on her period, eating any kind of shellfish, eating any cloven hooved beast (like pig, deer, etc.) or covering your head if you're a man / not covering your head if you are a woman.
Straight to hell!
Don't forget coloring your hair as a man to anything besides gray and white if you have black hair and anything besides white if you have gray hair unless you are about to fight people.
I am not saying this as a "religion is so random" type criticism of Islam. I just really like it as example of a rule that historically makes sense but nowadays just sounds oddly specific.
Need to add in every other sin that every other religion with a Bad Place when you die has. Pretty sure that covers everyone.