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Missouri rule change would allow senators to challenge each other to a duel (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 10 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (9 children)

Also why not allow any two parties to duel?

[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 32 points 10 months ago (8 children)

Dueling is barbaric and can often start blood feuds: a cycle of violence. It's also a bad way to settle a dispute. The person best at shooting others has no correlation to how well their position was or whether the fault or insult should stand. Also killing for an insult is juvenile. There's lots of other real reasons history outlawed it, as well.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Sure, but I bet it'd make the system more entertaining.

[–] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

One step closer to "Ow My Balls"

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

We already have the Jackass movies and show, so I'm afraid we're already deeper into idiocracy than you realize.

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