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Missouri rule change would allow senators to challenge each other to a duel (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 10 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] magnetosphere@kbin.social 100 points 10 months ago (9 children)

Politicians want to harm each other directly instead of harming millions indirectly? Fuck it, let em.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hey, if they’re hurting and killing each other instead of us, that’s a win.

[–] Takios@feddit.de 5 points 10 months ago

It won't be an "instead" though. Duelling will be used to get rid of those rare politicians that actually want to help people or improve the system.

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