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[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Even better:

The pastor and his wife marketed their “practically worthless” cryptocurrency, INDXcoin, to Christian communities in Denver, telling them that “God told him people would become wealthy” if they invested, the Colorado Division of Securities said.

[–] AnAngryAlpaca@feddit.de 6 points 10 months ago

Don't tease us, did the pastor become wealthy or not?