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Anon learns a new spell (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 45 points 6 months ago (34 children)

As if they didn't have some simple hex that can protect them from physical projectiles.

They would have been killed a long time ago by arrows.

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 53 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I think Buffy taught us that you'd be surprised what can be killed with a shoulder fired anti-tank weapon.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 months ago

Written before these books, and yet so much more considered.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 months ago

Hot magnesium rounds.

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