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Denmark zoo asks public to donate unwanted small pets or horses to feed captive predators (www.cbsnews.com)

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[–] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (12 children)

I read in another article that the zoo will "gently euthanize" your pet but I have had a vet come out to my farm and caution me about using any animal euthanized with drugs as feed for anything else due to possible bad reactions or side effects. So what is the definition of "gentle" when talking about non-drug euthanasia?

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Give 'em the ol' Anton Chigurh Special.

[–] levzzz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Call it, friendo.

[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

eww no you don't cook meat wtf

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