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Apple CEO Tim Cook gives 24-karat gold gift to Donald Trump (files.catbox.moe)

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[–] CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 month ago (9 children)

He's boot licking super hard because he knows as soon as Trump finds out all of their products (except for that box) is made in China, Apple is cooked

[–] rhvg@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Licking boots is not enough, he has to lick it with style.

[–] Zirconium@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Who knows maybe that gold is fake or just gold plated. That would be funny

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

It'd be hilarious if it was brass plated lead.

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