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[–] skydivekingair@lemmy.world 57 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Several vampires and highlanders just woke up with a lot of their cash missing.

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 46 points 10 months ago (1 children)

One listed director — at 942 years old — would have been born in the 11th century.

You do not want to fuck with that elder vampire.

[–] Rhaedas@kbin.social 15 points 10 months ago

Just take him out for an all night party to get him drunk, and then accidentally open the door as the sun is rising.