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How wasteful, since the US hasn't been at war since 1947...
Should be the department of military policing actions.
I just want the civil war at this point. So much if my mental anguish would dissipate if I could just kill some Magats
The problem with that is it will just be a bunch of traumatized kids who have been indoctrinated and used as cannon fodder while the real problems are hidden behind keyboards and walled gardens. Children who have been taught that everything bad that happens to them is the fault of this "other" group they fear and don't understand because of the sheltered and twisted world they're born into.
Authoritarians would LOVE for this country to be split, much easier for branches of control to take over.