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Department of Defense to be renamed 'Department of War' within week, Trump says (komonews.com)

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[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 28 points 4 weeks ago (12 children)

Jesus I need to get the fuck out of this country

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 weeks ago (11 children)

please sabotage some shit before you leave

[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 8 points 4 weeks ago (10 children)

obviously this is JUST A JOKE for legal reasons, but I hear it's very easy to get a gun, and electrical substations are not guarded.

[–] Cataphract@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 weeks ago

An anarchist who believes in collective punishment? Is this a typical thing?

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