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Anon hires a goth chick (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Jhuskindle@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago (14 children)

I was 27 when i did the deed for the first time. It was very overrated. I'm almost 40 now. Ive been married, tried a few partners, it just didn't matter. But before 27 I thought I must be missing out and got sad over it. Nah man it's really nbd.

[–] jumbodumbo@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's because you had sex with your popo instead of with your peepee

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

makes sense for someone from @lemmynsfw.com to say that lol

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 11 points 2 days ago

Ty, almost forgot where we were

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