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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 151 points 3 weeks ago (27 children)

lmao

(“Gooning” is internet slang that describes exaggerated and excessively long sessions of self-pleasuring.)

In other recent posts, Musk urged followers to try the sometimes-pornographic companion Ani. Last week, he announced that new skimpy outfits had been added to her wardrobe and commented “Nice” when a user modeled her in one.

He evidently crossed a line, though, when he posted an animation of Ani dancing in her underwear; even his right-wing fans were disgusted, telling him it was “time to stop” and that Ani looked like a “13 year old in lingerie.”

Musk, likely observing the severe backlash, deleted the offending post. Yet he continued to annoy his supporters by engaging with Ani. When he replied to a video of the character in a short skirt and a see-through top with a “good morning” message and an emoji of a smiling face encircled by hearts,

A fed-up X user wrote, “BRO STOP GOONING TO AI ANIME AND TAKE US TO MARS.”

Question of the day, are you a pedo if it's anime?

[–] lowleekun@ani.social -4 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Wait, is pedos beating it to drawn stuff now bad? I guess we should tell them real kids is where its at. /s

Also is it bad if pedos are in denial because they only beat it to drawn stuff? I think id prefer a person self identifying as a lolicon or not? Like i really do not get why people are so adamant on making the group of pedophiles as big as possible.

[–] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world -1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I think the desire to protect kids, which most but not all humans have, wants to include more people in the category of pedophile so they can be sure not to miss any real ones. So I can respect the intent. But I do agree that it gets to be overused a lot. Just like fascist and nazi these days. It kinda cheapens the term for those who truely deserve it. But that is human nature.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That sounds like some creeper shit. And we currently have a problem world wide with fascists. With the said fascists protecting their rich pedo friends.

[–] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world -1 points 3 weeks ago

Exactly, but we spend time calling people pedos amd fascists who haven't done anything instead of dealing with the ones who have. That is the problem I am trying to hilight.

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