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[–] RootAccess@lemmynsfw.com 134 points 9 months ago (10 children)

I'm continually impressed at how good Joe Biden is at running this vast, secret, deep state network of people rigging everything... while being so bad at anything else.

[–] jettrscga@lemmy.world 83 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (9 children)

Obligatory definitions of fascism #8:

Fascist societies rhetorically cast their enemies as "at the same time too strong and too weak".

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 17 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Kind of how jews are supposedly inferior while also secretly running everything.

[–] anti@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"Schrödinger's Jew", as David Baddiel puts it.

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Wait Einstein was Jewish and he knew Schrodinger. It all makes sense now. how can no one else see how obvious it all is. Schrodinger was warning the world about space Lasers when he came up with the paradox of a quantum superposition.

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