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[–] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 114 points 2 days ago (6 children)

There was period of time during Trump's last administration where the world just got so crazy I had a collection of screenshots of "not the onion" headlines that just seemed too insane to be real.

I remember one was like "Judge determines woman can't prove she didn't want to be set on fire."

This would fit in nicely.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Huh.......I'm trying to think of what legal defense you could give to PROVE you didn't want to be set on fire.

I can't think of one. What do you say that proves it? Which means I get how that headline happened, but also.....how did THAT headline happen???

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 4 points 2 days ago

Most of the time when weird questions like that involving consent come up, I assume it probably involved some kind of sex thing.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The only thing I can think of is that there was some sort of event where other people were being willingly set on fire. Like if were some sort of performance that went wrong, I could see there being a reasonable defense that the performer didn't know she didn't want to participate.

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

It could also be a kink thing.

[–] kionay@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

my lay person understanding of the law is that in situations like these you don't need to prove what should be so overwhelmingly self-evident

there's probably some Latin phrase for it a lawyer would just know but when a thing is so far away from a gray area of reasonableness you're fine

you shouldn't need hard evidence, people as a rule don't like to set themselves on fire

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