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[–] Fondots@lemmy.world 187 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (20 children)

When I took my state's required hunter safety course, one of the instructors was an older dude with grey hair and a ponytail who wouldn't look out of place at a Dead & Company concert.

To point out the importance of wearing an orange hat during small game seasons, and also to "be sure of your target and what lies beyond it" he pointed out how much that grey hair and ponytail would look a lot like a squirrel if you only caught a glimpse of it through some brush.

Not saying that's exactly what happened here, the kid doesn't look like he was the grey ponytail type, but the article shook loose that memory in my head.

EDIT: not that I'm ungrateful, but somehow this is now my highest rated comment on Lemmy, and I'm just curious why this one in particular resonated to well.

[–] Zak@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Aside from emphasizing the hat, that also seems like an opportunity to emphasize the importance of positively identifying one's target and backstop. It's reckless to shoot at something that might be a valid target.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 3 weeks ago

A real hunter bunny hops, spins 360 with no scope.

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