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Great! It means you have more time to enjoy the beauty of nature!
Wait, it's Australia.
I know it's a running joke that Australian wildlife is so deadly, but genuinely, in my day-to-day, I almost never think about it.
Except for a couple of months in Spring. When riding my bike becomes a game of Russian roulette with whether or not I'm going to be swooped by magpies.
For today's lucky 10 000: https://youtu.be/YGGTcYfrEZU?si=xzjxe1ST5vWgImkD
Ha. Looks like YouTube is telling me I've seen this before.
I recall having seen it before, but my recollection was of a man. Might be thinking of a different video. (I think he also tried taking the helmet off, and that worked.)
Also, by the gods that helmet was absolutely useless. There's a zero percent chance of it staying on in the event of a crash, as loose as it was.
Yeah there's a few, I had to look through some other ones but to me this is the classic one haha. There's also one with a 10 year old screaming his head off while escaping on his scooter >.<
Thank you, I'm one of the lucky 10 000