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[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 235 points 1 week ago (27 children)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horst-Wessel-Lied

Horst Wessel was a Nazi street fighter of no great distinction. He died in a brawl with some other thugs his landlady had hired.

Because his death played into Party propaganda, he was posthumously raised to secular sainthood. The ballad of his death became a favorite Nazi marching song.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

He died in a brawl

Unless I'm misremembering something, he was shot in the face when he opened his apartment door.

late recall: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horst_Wessel Yeah, shot at his door.

[–] T156@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He brawled with the shotgun shell, and lost.

So just like Carotid Artery Charlie, he lost the gun debate the hard way

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