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Elmo wrote a simple tweet that revealed widespread existential dread. Now, the president has weighed in. (www.cbsnews.com)

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 59 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (5 children)

Garfield, the animated orange cat, famously hates Mondays.

Actually top-notch journalism. There's that one fucker out there who still didn't know who Garfield was.

[–] lntl@lemmy.ml 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's me! Didn't realize they ever animated Garfield. Always thought he existed in panel cartoons only.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

The Garf has been in animated form since 1988.

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