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I know I can judge him for so much more but three trash cans? Are they only buying single use products or some shit?
Considered its Arlington, it may be an HOA requirement so that even after a major gift giving holiday you never have extra bags beside the trashcan, because we all know the horrors that causes.
Still, I hope he ends up having to move every other month for the rest of his life because of scary chalk messages.
You aren't allowed to just leave a bag of garbage where I am.
He has a green compost bin, and everywhere I've lived (in canada) accepts unlimited curb side recycling.
So if you have more than 1 garbage bin of garbage, you don't fucking put it out and live with, and there's no food in it, so it can wait another week if needed.