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[–] return2ozma@lemmy.world 101 points 1 day ago (31 children)
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 71 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Man, his diaper was really full!

[–] Madrigal@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] bdot@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

fun fact : in the U.K. the word “trump” is slang for “fart”

i really believe that we need to start using that colloquialism a lot more frequently

That's neat. Here it's slang for shithead who's destroying the community

[–] Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah my personal favourite part is the stench clouds appearing around his face. I imagine they are there in real life.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

There are numerous accounts claiming he indeed has a foul stench that lingers about him...

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