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Man given DUI after driving toy Barbie Jeep through Prince George (www.cbc.ca)

submitted 2 months ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] drzoidberg@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I know a guy that got a DUI riding a bicycle. This doesn't surprise me at all.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I know a guy who got a DUI for sleeping in his car.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 38 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Happened to a friend if mine.

Once it went to court his lawyer made the cop look like a tool.

Still cost him a bunch, just not an actual DUI.

Also had cops arrest a friend who was a passenger in a car, and tried to give him a DUI, too. The judge blasted that cop pretty bad.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ACAB

[–] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago

Class traitors.

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