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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon goes ape (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] PatMustard@feddit.uk 70 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Silverbacks are adult male gorillas, not adolescents. I'm beginning to doubt that anon has thought this through at all!

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 45 points 9 months ago (1 children)

His plan is completely bananas.

[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 3 points 9 months ago

If anyone tells him that, he'll likely go completely apeshit