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JD Vance is sick of 67: ‘Ban these numbers forever’ (www.the-independent.com)

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[–] decapitae@sh.itjust.works 64 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Nobody has to take shit from a furniture fucker with a orange mustache stain.

[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 58 points 6 months ago (5 children)

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Oh, man. That looks really soft.

[–] msage@programming.dev 3 points 6 months ago

And dry. And coarse. And very humiliating.

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