Greentext

RIP to Miss Snyder, I had no idea that happened.

Wonder Woman Vol. 1

I've seen just less than half of these, Wonder Woman being one of the first I watched. PAINFULLY BLAND. I don't understand this movie at all. It seemed like the characters were blank stones and not very much happened except "we need to go to x location and fight some people."

Please correct me if I'm wrong because i was a teenager and texting on my phone for the whole thing, but that is how I remember it.

Birds of Prey, 'triggered a culture war,"

Never heard of this in my life. And i was spending 24h a day online during covid, lol. I'm guessing anon just didn't want to break the post's pattern. I know the feeling.

Personally I heard that Birds of Prey and THE Suicide Squad were amazing.

Aquaman

Jason Momoa's Aquaman isn't really Aquaman. The film was very generic.

Blue Beetle, "Nobody saw this"

Again, looks like anon desperately wanted to stick to the bit - but this time had no ammunition to throw at the film.

Flash

I actually can't get into what a disaster this actor and the film itself have been for the DCU. It makes the whole series of films seem like the work of a shadowy organisation of supervillains.

Shazam

Fairly good film, my boomer parents loved it, looking back i have some misgivings on the villain charscter but i can't remember why.

Shazam - Fury of the Gods

It had bad villains apparently, i didn't actually watch it myself.

I know it's just a dumb greentext but crediting the fikm with Zachary Levi going schizo seems disingenuous... that's probably because he is actually the closest thing to an "evil zionist" among these stars. Not everything needs an origin story!

Black Adam

I highly recommend anyone interested in DC movies to watch "who killed the DCU?" On youtube instead of this movie.

• anything i didn't comment on you akready know why and have heard all the talk about it before