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Did he get sent to that hell-hole Equadorian prison though? That'd be a massive self-own.
I think you're mixing it with El Salvador
You could be right. It's hard to keep up with the horrors.
Ecuador's prisons are run by gangs. It's a different kind of hell hole. Lots of murder in there (by prisoners. In El Salvador, it's the guards that do the torture and murder)
there are a lot of different places in Ecuador. He can leave for the countryside. Buy a plantation and build a nice little compound. You think Ecuadorean Government officials can't be bought off?
You're basically describing the current president of Ecuador