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[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Here's the thing...I didn't say that I had a big penis. Go back and read my comment. I didn't say a single word about the size of my penis. All I said was that he wanted what I have. What I have is that I don't care about the size of my penis. Now you, on the other hand, like so many people here on Lemmy, are super sensitive about anyone saying anything about having a big penis. I was downvoted for saying that a penis in a picture looked about average to me. Super touchy subject for some reason. What was it about my comment that touched a nerve? That you thought that I was saying that I have a big penis? Why is that?

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I'm not reading that much text from someone like you, but I hope it was cathartic to write.

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)