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Fake - clearly doesn't fuck
Gay - overcompensating by insisting it's straight up
uuuuuhg somebody always beats me to the fake:gay thing, and when I find a post that doesn't have one yet I don't know what to put ( x n x)
Same here but I finally got one. Just keep trying to beat the gay thing you can do it!
I am now encouraged (n U n)
I keep seeing fake:gay but im unsure to what it means. I mean I get the general idea but fail to do it myself (U n U)
Fake - you are not encouraged don't lie
Gay - trying to do it yourself is playing with weiner
(That's how it's done)
It's just a thing on 4chan when some tells a story it's fake always and usually with subtle gay undertones