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Honestly, I would fall into this trap.

The federal agent genuinely sounds like she is a person having car trouble, this trap would work on me because I guess I too am a fundamentally decent person.

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago (38 children)

I keep hearing people speculating that, when the American regime changes, these DHS and CBP agents will be put on trial.

But I think we all know that's never going to happen. Best we can do is name, shame, and socially ostracize them.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We could also spend a cool 200 at home depot

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