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[–] ruckblack@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

Great, was wondering what happened with this fucking moron. The FAA won't let you get a license if you've ever smoked weed or sought treatment for depression. But chucklefucks like this can make it their whole career. Only wish the sentence was far longer.

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The FAA won't let you get a license if you've ever smoked weed or sought treatment for depression.

For real? But it's fine if you drink alcohol.... some rules seem so arbitrary...

[–] ruckblack@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Yerp. That's federal agencies for you.

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