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[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (17 children)

I’m sorry, but given that the deer was dead, wasn’t this guy basically fucking a piece of venison?

Not that that makes it morally okay and I’m sure there are some indecent exposure type charges that apply, but the deer doesn’t care anymore, which is the point of bestiality laws

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (9 children)

which is the point of bestiality laws

If that were true our laws around meat farming would be very different

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Clever. I wish I’d gotten a serious discussion out of this, but that’s the community.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Now I'm trying to figure out what dirty joke I accidentally made

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