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Microsoft gets tired of “Microslop,” bans the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash (www.windowslatest.com)

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[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

Am I the only one questioning why Microslop has a Discord server? Don't they have a chat product?

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 50 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

"Hello I'm [generic person 2387362] and I'm the community manager for [generic corporation/tool/product 1892873]! I just started a few weeks ago and I'm so excited to announce that in the interest of [generic engagement and advertising], we've started a discord server! We [positive transitive verb] our community, and want to bring them together so they can share some of the [productivity success stories] they've had or ask the community for support! Remember, while this is an official [generic corporation] channel, by joining this community you agree to [27 pages of legal terms about them owning your messages and data farming you]."

[–] Ranulph@thelemmy.club 7 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

You son of bitch I'm in!! Where do I sign up?

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