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If you can't safely take the Cybertruck to a car wash, I wonder how it will fare as a boat?

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 166 points 1 day ago (37 children)

There's something tragic about Cybertruck owners, and it's nothing to do with Elon.

They seem to be wildly impressed by their vehicle doing the most mediocre things that any AWD vehicle can do.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They think every electric vehicle up to now was a G-wiz or golf cart. Slow, and beta. Finally, theres an electric truck for ALPHAS like me

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Nah, a lot of them are previous Tesla owners.

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