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Such benefits. Very wow. Praise the almighty job creators. (lemmy.world)
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[–] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 70 points 9 months ago (6 children)

This would be funny if it weren’t 100 % true

[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It really is. We have to do a yearly health incentive thing that requires going through PowerPoint about certain topics. This is exactly the kind of shit.

"Feeling sad? Try a salad! Some greens are sure to put you in a good mood?"

"Grief got you down? A funny movie is sure to cheer you up?"

"Want to retire by 65? Put 70% of each paycheck into a high interest high risk account!"

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 6 points 9 months ago

Yup, I recommend Office Space.

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